Me: I have this terrible deep cough. I don't get it. It's my only symptom and nothing hurts.
Joshua: Maybe it's tuberculosis. Or whooping cough!
Me: Ummm. I've been inoculated.
Joshua: BY WHO!? WHERE!?
Me: What are you talking about? I was a baby. Like immunization. I was immunized as a baby for whooping cough.
Joshua: Oh. I thought you meant immaculate.
Me: Like Jesus and the immaculate birth?
Joshua: Ya.
Me: Ya Jesus wasn't inoculated.
Joshua: We should have a shotgun wedding.
Me: I don't think you know what that means.
(On the pros and cons of marriage vs elopement)
J: A wedding dress is just a waste of money if you are wanting to elope.
Me: Oh but I could wear it for engagement pictures, the elopement, and the reception.
J: You have a reception in denim.
Me: I hope our kids look like you and think like me.
J: Oh I hope they look like me or we got bigger issues than denim.
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